So my ass has been totally acting up again. The dr. told me to go a month with the Fibersure thing and see how it went. Well it was going pretty well, so I didn't go to my follow up appointment. And being the silly bitch that fate is, wouldn't you know that same day I starting having some mayja issues. So since then its been a real rockin' good time trying to have a normal bowel movement.

Today was no exception. Last night I was all gurgly but it was doable, this morning when I stood up to get out of bed it felt like I was seriously going to shit myself. So after about 3 separate attempts to poop with what felt and looked like ass vomit,  I finally had to try to go to work. I however, was terrified to leave the house because I was afraid I'd have one of those sudden, must poop moments, and then have to shit all over the seat in my car. So I was running late to work because of this, I get here and again the second I get out of the car, I have to poop. Bad.

So I walk to work literally having an inner monologue with myself. It went something like this, "ok ass, I'm tired of your shit (giggle to myself on an unexpected pun), lets get to work and have a normal day. deep breaths. get there. for the love of god please do not poop your pants".

I didn't poop my pants. but I did decide that I'm extra super tired of this crap, or lack there of. Its getting way worse, more frequent and more painful. So I'm gonna try the Milk of Magnesium for fun. See how miserable that makes me. And if I don't' feel any better, I'm gonna go back to the dr and tell him to give me some meds. Goody.