One of the most common problems among MSers is bowel issues, as much as we HATE to admit it. This is a problem that one of us has had some major issues with, however since its not exactly something that awesome chicks like us like to admit, we're going to post our poopy pants problems anonymously. Its a last ditch effort to save what little dignity we have left. The reality is this is an all-to-common problem, and it needs to be talked about openly, and with the graces of the anonymity of the interwebz we can now do this. And with that,  I introduce to you the poop princess.

I have had bowel problems for easily the last 10 years. When I was in high school I swore that once I was a grownup with my own insurance I would get this addressed immediately. I however, lied to myself. The idea of someone creepin' around my bunghole wasn't exactly top of the priority list. I did go last year to a specialist, but felt like an idiot and was pretty much disregarded by the doctor. Humiliation complete, thanks doc. But over the last year or so my ass has had one hell of an attitude and it has once again become time to address the situation. Tomorrow, I will be going to yet another Ass Man. And this time, yes it IS a man. Holy Hell could this get any worse? YES Am I nervous? HELL YES. Do I think the dr is going to be staring wildly at my asshole? YES. Will this be possibly the worst thing I've encountered in a while? HELL YES. 

But do I need to go? yes. Will the start of this process make me totally miserable? Yes. Will I get some good shit to write about and probably make you all laugh at my misery. Sources say yes.

So as a I chronicle my pain in the ass (pun intended) doctor's visit and future visits, be glad its not you that has posted your personal shit (pun intended) on the interwebz for the world to see. And hopefully if I can help one of you turds (no pun intended) out there to get through this too...it will all be worth it. No, thats a lie. It still will not be worth it.

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